TAXI MAN AND NAKED LADY
A naked lady ran into an Igbo
man's taxi. She told the driver
"Mr. Man, take me to Lagos. Fast Fast!"
The lgbo man didn't begin the car, he
was just staring at the girl up and down.
The LADY saw him
and said: "Mr. Man, You de craze? Wey ting be your own,
so you never see woman wer de naked before ey? foolish man
Oya begin de drive!"
Igbo man replied: "Nah you be craze? Me i dey come wonder,
how you go fi pay me for dis journey you de com request!"
Oya, commut from my vehicle! Ashawo!"
The woman too will not pay?