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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 26, 2012, 09:17 PM

Title: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 26, 2012, 09:17 PM
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside
and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die;
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with house hold chores.
4.Have intercourse with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

Title: Re: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 04:35 PM
 see wicked woman o... Of all what the doctor said, the only thing she cld remember is the husband's death.
Title: Re: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 27, 2012, 05:01 PM
She wants her husband to die so dat she possess all his belongings but I won't really blame her cos that's women's behavior. You people are too wicked.
Title: Re: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Tade olaitan on Aug 27, 2012, 10:35 PM
he married the wrong wife!!!
Title: Re: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 08, 2012, 08:27 PM
This husband and wife are two unserious people.so so funny to read
Title: Re: Funny joke: Husband And Wife
Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 01:58 AM
what a marriage built on lies!