Patron: An egg ommette please waitress
10 minutes later, the waitress comes back with the omlette. It absolutely stunk!!!
Patron: Waitress, come here now!
Waitress: Yes sir
Patron. Where do you get your eggs?
Waitress: We have a chicken house out the back
Patron: Do you have a rooster?
Waitress: Yes
Patron: Are we near the zoo?
Waitress: Why?
Patron: I think a skunk got out and raped your chickens.
Very smelly indeed.
I feel his pain
Wow! They raped his dear chickens.Too bad