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Title: Funny Joke - TWO CANNIVALS
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 27, 2012, 02:52 PM
Two cannibals, a
father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to
eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.


Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad,
there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that
one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

...
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd
all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."


About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.


The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's
eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."


"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take
her back alive and eat your mother.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - TWO CANNIVALS
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 27, 2012, 03:22 PM
  What goes around comes around. The son wanted them to eat somebody else's wife and mother but the father refused that voice.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - TWO CANNIVALS
Post by: Folami David on Sep 11, 2012, 11:27 PM
The man is wise.he can't afford to eat something beautiful when he can swap it with something ugly.he loves his eyes than his toungue
Title: Re: Funny Joke - TWO CANNIVALS
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
The man already know what he wants.He likes beautiful things