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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 05:03 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Remember the duck!!!
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 05:03 PM

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with, out in the
woods. He practiced in the woods, but
he could never hit the target.
Getting a little discouraged, he
headed back to dinner.
As he was walking back, he saw
Grandma's pet duck. Just out of
impulse, he let fly, hit the duck square in the head, and killed it. He was
shocked and grieved. In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only
to see his sister watching. Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch that day grandma said,
"Sally, let's wash the dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen
today, didn't you Johnny?" And then she whispered to him, "Remember, the
duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.
Later Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing, and Grandma said,
"I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." But Sally smiled and said, "Well,
that's all right because Johnny
told me he wanted to help." And she
whispered again, "Remember, the duck?" So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed.
After several days of Johnny doing
both his chores and Sally's, he
finally couldn't stand it any longer. He
came to Grandma and confessed that he
killed the duck. She knelt down,
gave him a hug, and said, "Sweetheart, I
know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing. But because I love you, I forgave you.
But I was just wondering how long would
you let Sally make a slave of you." I don't know what's in your past. I don't know what one sin the enemy keeps throwing up in your face. But whatever it is, I want you to know something.
Jesus Christ was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. But
because He loves you, He is ready to forgive you. Perhaps He's wondering how
long you'll let the enemy make a slave out of you. The great thing about God is that He not only forgives, but He forgets
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Remember the duck!!!
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 27, 2012, 05:16 PM
 Wow dis is gr8, she has been taking advantage on the boy but finally he was freed. So,this telling us that should always try to confess our sins and also be sorry for our wrong deeds.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Remember the duck!!!
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 05:36 PM
Seun, u are right... That is how devil takes advantages of sinners that fail to repent n confess der sins to God.