One Day, Jane Met Tarzan in the Jungle. She was very attracted to him and During her Questioning about his Life, She Asked him "what Do you do for intercourse..?" "Whats that?" he asked. She explained to him what intercourse was and He said, "OHH, I use a Hole in the Trunk of a tree"
"Tarzan, you Have it all wrong!" she said horrified, "But I'll show You how to Do it properly..!"she Took Off her Clothes, Laid Down on the ground and Spread her Legs Wide.,"Here," She said, "You must put it In here!"
Tarzan Removed his Lion Clothes, Stepped closer and Gave her an Almighty Kick in the Crotch" Jane Rolled in Agony,eventually she Managed to gasp, "WHAT the hell did You do that for?""Just Checking For Bees," Said Tarzan.
That serves her right.... Spoilt girl.
Don't mind her she wants to corrupt my tarzan not knowing that is not in the mood for all that.
no one can succeed in spoiling this jungle boy.he hates civilised life.the girl deserves what she got.
That babe will be so dissappointed.Tarzan has turned out to be a great dissappointment
Once a jungle boy, always a jungle boy
tarzan can't fall for this things
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Oct 08, 2012, 04:53 AM
tarzan can't fall for this things
He surely can't.I'm so sure of that.Very hillarious joke.Keep it up