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Title: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 28, 2012, 09:26 AM
   A man and his wife were in court for divorce,
the problem is who gets the custody of the child.

  THE WIFE jumps up and says,your honor I brought the child into this world in pains and labor, he should be in my custody.

  The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say.

  THE MAN then said calmly "your honor, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it.......? the MACHINE OR MINE"??

  #Wife fainted #

Title: Re: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Tade olaitan on Aug 28, 2012, 10:49 AM
The man is absolutely right.he is the righful owner.no one can contend that with him.
Title: Re: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 28, 2012, 10:56 AM
ℓ☺ℓz...  see smart man oo, na ATM own the money nao.
Title: Re: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 28, 2012, 11:15 AM
@beckyHOW? If u withdraw 4rm ATM machine won't u take the money?
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Post by: Folami David on Sep 12, 2012, 08:24 PM
The male said the plain truth.
The female has to gbafolorun.
There is nofin she can do
Title: Re: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 07, 2012, 07:59 PM
They should just divide the baby into two equal parts
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 08, 2012, 04:42 AM
jobless people fighting over kids
Title: Re: Funny joke: DIVORCE
Post by: Folami David on Jan 09, 2013, 01:22 AM
They should divide the child into two, that is the best solution to this issue..
Lmao