A little boy was taught in a Sunday school class that God is everywhere.On one of the Sundays before leaving for church his father gave him forty naira to take to church .Out of this money, twenty naira was for collection and the remaining twenty for ice cream.On the way, the boy decided to separate the money so as not to make a mistake of dropping all in the collection tray .In the process, one of the notes fell off into the gutter with running water and was washed away. With tears, remembering his Sunday school teachings quickly knelt down and said God since you are everywhere, you can take the one that fell into the gutter while i use this one for my ice cream.
By the time God wipes him one slap on his face he will know God is not who he can toy with
ℓ☺ℓz.... Small boy but very wise.