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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Sep 07, 2012, 04:22 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Don't Argue with Children
Post by: Bsquare on Sep 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
Between a School teacher and her primary two pupil.
Dialogue goes:

Teacher: I wil teach briefly on how Whales lives.
Therefore,who can tell me where whale lives?

Pupil(Ejiro): In the big water. But my daddy told me whale swallowed Jornad for three days so it is a dangerious animal.

Teacher: Whale can not swallow Human being no matter how wide the mouth seems to be.

Pupil: Argued, my daddy cannot tell lies and the Bibles says Jornad was swallloed by whale.angryliy.

Teacher: I said it is not true, ask your dad again with angry high tone.

Pupil (Ejiro): I will ask jornad when I get to Heaven

Teacher: Assuming you did not see Jornad in heaven what happen? still angry.

Pupil: You (referring to the teacher) will ask Jornad in Hell because you will meet him there.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Don't Argue with Children
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 03:35 AM
The child feels he is small and young to have committed any sin that will take him to hell so it has to be teacher.but he is making a mistake
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Don't Argue with Children
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 08, 2012, 06:01 AM
He believed his teacher will go to hell for telling lies.