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Title: Funny Joke: The Generous Lawyer
Post by: Bsquare on Sep 07, 2012, 05:07 PM
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The Generous Lawyer
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 03:19 AM
He is a very generous lawer trully.He has money as a lawyer and he gives to anyone that come asking.lmao
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The Generous Lawyer
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 08, 2012, 09:54 AM
Correct! This is the kind of person we need in this county
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The Generous Lawyer
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 14, 2012, 02:23 AM
Great question.Justified one too.He should not give him any money.I support that motive