WASILLA (The Borowitz Report (http://tinyurl.com/ipso)) - The Tea Party's plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today."We couldn't find three wise men," Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. "It's too bad, because we had plenty of sheep."
Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/tea-party-cancels-christm_b_801141.html)