A couple decided to call each other pet names and the wife said, "I'll be calling you TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Cos u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?" He said, "Zebra". The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet. Why did you choose such a lovely name?" "Because of your STRETCH MARKS.
LMAO!
So that is the reason
oh my God! So funny
They will forget about pet names and call themeselves by their real names next time
This is what i call Coded Insult!
Real coded insult
It is a complement.the lasy shouldn't be offended.afterall,it's a pet name..