Five years into their marriage, Akpors & his wife have had five children.
Akpors decides to see the doctor to discuss family planning & doctor recommends CD use...
Akpors returns to the doctor after about 9 months, complaining that his wife has been delivered of twins!
Doctor asks, "Did you use CD at all?"
Akpors: YES, I did.
Doctor: Ok, pls how do you use your CD?
Akpors: I use it with water, just like paracetamol, abi I dey make mistake?
The doctor fainted!