If any person say u no go make am, hear this: Ayi pa ni ti steering Ate pa ni ti brake, Afa pa ni ti gear, Afun be ni ti tyre, Awapa ni ti moto. Na so ur enemy life go be. O ya gba ori re mu... Ki o ke pe Jesu lohun rara...Pa'riwo bi aja ti okada gba, so wipe Ooooluwa ooooo!! Ta ni eni naa t'o gba Blackberry bold5 lowo mi, t'o wa gbe Nokia 3310 lemi lowo... Ina Olorun oooo!!! Jo owo naa ki o si fi iphone ropo. Aduraaaa!!!"
... and sort for interpretation, Akpors rushed to Hon. Obahiagbon for
interpretation assistance and this is what he got:
"If any individualistic homosapien asseverates that you won't evolve into the triumphant sphere, assimilate this: the steering wheel is eternally fated to be honchoed to commination, the shift stick is destined to be tugged to hebetude, the tyre is meant to be inflated to spurt, car is architected to be driven to torpor. So moth it be with your bête noire memoir. À la mode, grab the proximal part your body... and halloo the name of Jesus... caterwaul like a dog thwacked by motorbike, so echo oooo Loorrrrd!! Who art that hominid that has nobbled Balckberry bold5 from me, and handed to me in barter Nokia 3310... Ooooo inferno of God!!! Smolder them into ashes, and bless me with iPhone. Prayeeerrrr!!!"
Akpors is lying in Coma at the National hospital.
He has to be in coma trully.
That serves him right.
Good joke