Akpor saw his mother and father in bed "at it" so he asked?
"Daddy what are you doing?"
He replied, "I am beating your mummy"
Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said.
"Mama, but what offence at all have you committed int his house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that Albino postman also beat you and now daddy. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?