A boy was teaching a girl mathematics... He kissed her andagain and again and said this is what a called ADDITION.
Then she kissed him back and she said this is SUBTRACTION.
Then they now kissed each other and said this is MULTIPLICATION.
...suddenly the girl's father who was watching and hearing themcame in and started beating the boy up and threw him out and said this is what is called DIVISION!
the father go school too
kissing and touching is now mathematics