INSTRUCTION: ANSWER ALL QUESTION
CALCULATORS NOT ALLOWED
TIME: 1 HOUR 30 MINS
SECTION A
1. What are the names of the 2 people holding their hands when you switch on a nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
3. I havr a dream is to Luther King, as I have no shoes is to......?
4. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies with BB's
5. If IBB is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?
SECTION B:
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who likes money more?
2.Using the almighty dormulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam
(take pie = 3.142)
3. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N5million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X
4. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi
ALL THE BEST
1. Father and son
2. mook
3. Goodluck Jonathan
4. Na you Know that one
5. how should i know
SECTION B
1. Nigerian Police no dey insult Nigerian girls.
2. i dont know maths
3. The value is that i will just congratulate him.
4. girlieboy.
thanks
Im coming, i will answer later.
Let me reply this questions in 2015
Abeg teacher, i go need calculator o.I'm begging please