There were three men living together in London.An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian.They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
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However, upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
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The Afro-American went in first.After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
'' LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU! '' The Afro-American shouted! The waiter was confused because he did not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
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Five mintes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
'' HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY! '' - The West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers, he let the guy go.
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Ten minutes later, The Nigerian walked in, and you know how we are. He sat down, lit up a ciggarette and odered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything the waiter spoke to him, '' Sir, I have been having all sort of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other men like you came in earlier and ate, and they said they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, ...... '' Before he could finish, the Nigerian interupted, rather emphatically, '' OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO, BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!! ''.
hahahahahahahahaha. Abeg make una no kik person wit laugh. 9ja na placd
blackman wit their senses
That is why I am proudly Nigerian Stanley
you are not serious o tina lawrence.this joke is damn sick.very funny
naija are alwayz sharp when it comes to thing like that, we can never carry last fot that type of competition.
nigerian tinz are always special.we are gud at everything.we rock!
Amywan, you are so hillarious.You call it competiton
tina na waoh. u wan use laugh tire person
Don't be tired o Stanley.I'm copying my role models Emezico, Emmy Baba, Folami David and thee rest.So expect more
Thank you all for appreciating the Joke.
You all made my day!!!
he ate the whole restaurant without paying and he stil want to leave there with cash in his hand
good work. keep it up
There are men like this out there.
Restaurants, watch out!
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Oct 12, 2012, 11:15 AM
There are men like this out there.
Restaurants, watch out!
Trust Local Nigerians Restaurants now......You will pay before they even find plate for you
Lwkmd4h! That was very funny.Nigerian tinz are always strict
they should come and try this one in nigeria now.they go wash plate tire
I'm sure they would not even go close to a Nigerian canteen with this kind of plan. It won't work
Yes o Folami.always very strict.Even kids are not smiling
This is working with your brain, at least the Nija man will still little money in his pocket for another meal if he collects change join the food he ate
no shaking we dey wait 4 more
I hope the waiter won't give him any change o...
That man is a thief
That waiter, from the way he's sounding, he will have no other choice than to give him his change