Last night at dinner, little Akpors was asked to lead in prayer.
Akpors: But I don't know how to pray dad?
Dad: Just pray for your family members.
Akpors: "Dear Lord," he started, thank u for giving me such lovely and caring parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies, indomie, ice cream. Bless them so that they will never come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes & all her panties and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN!
Anyway, Akpors is still unconscious on his sick bed in General Hospital, Warri... while his dad and mom are still under police investigation for attempted murder on each other.
Little AKPOS' prayer can never be a good one.Becasue Akpos is never a good person...
The dinner is a flop with this prayer.
It would never be forgotten
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Oct 13, 2012, 09:15 PM
The dinner is a flop with this prayer.
It would never be forgotten
Lemme call it 'The Unforgettable Dinner'
I rate the joke 9 over ten.so funny
Warri peeps are just too good in Pidgin english
everyone will lose his or her appetite