1. NYSC POSTING
Nysc Official : Akpors You have
been posted to Aluu Village in
Rivers state for your one year
mandatory youth service!
Congrats
Akpors : what! God forbid! I reject
it in Jesus name! Is there no space
in the North?
2. Teacher: name 10 wild animals?
Akpors: 5 lions 5 tigers!
3. FATHER- let me see ur WAEC
result.
AKPORS-my friend just borrowed
it, he wants 2 scare his parents....
4. Teacher: Who can state one
difference btw a Bird & a Fly?
Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly
cannot bird!
5. Can anyone list the 3 ways to
success?
Akpors: You eitherJogun (inherit
wealth),
Jagun (work hard) or u Shogun
(do jazz).
6. JOY: ARE YOU LEAVING ME
BECAUSE I'M FROM ALUU?
AKPORS: YES,THE YOUTHS MIGHT
SAY I STOLE YOUR HEART