On the way to get taught...
A man driving at around 2 a.m. was stopped by a police and was asked where he's going at this time of night.
Thу man replies,"I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on human body,as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks,"Really!?Who is giving that lecture at this time?"
On which the man replies,"That would be my wife!"
Then he should not drive late again
You said the truth.This joke is hillarious