Funny Joke: Akpors in Trouble

[emezico]

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force. "Hey, where u dey go?" "Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?" replied Akpors.

This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell.

There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting, "Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!". This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice, "Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call". Scorpion headed straight to Akpos corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP "GBOOOOAAAAAAA".

The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike. "E done dey ring, abi make I redial? "Akpos accent changed, "Bros abeg, e don connect".

LMAO!

[Shola Sholaz]

Akpos don fear slap o.
Na fake warri boy im be jawe.
Hahahaha