Funny Joke: Love letter from Warri Accountant

[emezico]

Akpors here and there...lolz. Akpors a graduate of Accounting, wrote a letter to his girlfriend, Ekaitte

Love letter from an Accountant

In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partners, I write this Narration.
Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on
Double Entry System.
Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
And In the Balance Sheet of our life.
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?
But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
A balance Sheet And the Auditor will certify thus,

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF
LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING AkPORS and EKAITTE 's life Account

Your dying Accountant in love,
AKPORS

[Folami David]

Warri peeps just make me laugh all the time. I cannot do without them

[EbukaOkafor14]

Love should be far away from accountants like this because it does nt fit this warri guy at all. It sounds wierd.

[EbukaOkafor14]

This grammar is just too much for the four letter words --- LOVE.