Funny Joke: Americana in a bank

Started by emezico, Jan 12, 2013, 09:07 AM

emezico

A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says, 'Can I help you, sir'

Guy: Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account

Clerk: Please there's no need for cussin'

Guy: Yo motherfucka, I just wanna open a fuckin account.

Clerk: Sir, I'll help u but watch ur language

So, the manager comes over, 'Is there a problem here?'

Guy: Yea mothafucka, I'm trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an' this motherfuckin' bitch won't let me.

Manager: Please sir don't curse and how much are you opening the account with?

Guy: Twenty motherfuckin Billion Naira

Manager: Ah, omo buruku clerk yi fe ba te mi je ke (useless clerk wants to destroy my career!)... See guy, I am the motherfuckin manager here, and I motherfuckin guarantee that your motherfuckin money will be banked right away even with the help of the motherfuckin clerk also...

Shola Sholaz

Everyone loves money.
I don't blame them