Finny Joke: Unlucky Akpors

[KingFemzee]

Akpors went for a wedding.
In church, it was announced that everyone should
close his/ her eyes for prayers, Akpors didn't.

When they said everyone should open their eyes,
that was when Akpors closed his eyes.
Akpors was always doing the opposite thing of
what is expected of him.

During reception, the MC said everyone should
stand up, Akpors remained seated, when d MC
said everyone can now sit down, that's
wen he stood up. ^_^

Later on, item no.7 (eating time), they start sharing
rice from right, and he was siting by d right side,
but it didn't reach him, then d rice finished.
He then changed seat to left, and they started
sharing drinks, but before it reached him, the
drinks finished.
He later decided not to change anymore and
maintained that seat.
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When they started sharing toothpick they started
from him.
LOBATAN!
Hehehehehehehe.