Funny Joke:AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ

Started by KingFemzee, Jan 23, 2013, 01:12 AM

KingFemzee

Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He shouted "Lazarus Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back.
... uP Akpors.

Folami David

Akpos knows next to nothing about the word of God.
He is an illiterate of the bible

KingFemzee

Like i said, Akpors is an otondo whose brain works on the reverse.

Folami David

na real otondo im be o.no normal sense for im head.

Nifemi Donald

Akpos should not be allowed to answer questions like this. There are better students in the class that can do this