Funny Joke: Best Of Akpors

[emezico]

BEST OF AKPORS!

TEACHER: Akpors finish this sentence.. 'Many are called but .............?

AKPORS: But only few have credit to call back..

Teacher: "I killed someone." Convert this sentence into future tense

AKPORS: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

TEACHER: Who was Judas in the Bible?

AKPORS: A farmer & vegetarian

TEACHER: How? Why?

AKPORS: because Judas' Eats' Carrot!!

Teacher: Mention one domestic animal

Akpors: Dog.

Teacher; Any other one?..

Akpors: Another dog.

Teacher: Who canstate one different between abird and a fly?

Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird

Teacher: What's your favorite outdoor activity?..

Akpors: Going back inside
Teacher: Akpors, why have u made a hole in ur umbrella?

Akpors: I want to know when the rain is coming

TEACHER: Use the word harassment in a sentence..

AKPORS: I was in love wit Ekaette and HER ASS MEANT a lot to me

TEACHER: Akpors define Racism?..

AKPORS: Racism is when u select your white clothes to wash first before the black ones
Teacher: Akpors I heard you failed in English..

Akpors: Nonsense! Who telled you so?

[Nifemi Donald]

Akpos hate Teachers. That is all i can derive from all this.