Funny Joke - 86 Years Old Woman Arraigned In Court

[nReporter]

An old woman was arraigned in court for murder. The following conversation ensued:

PROSECUTOR: How old are you, madam?

GRANDMA: I am 86 years old.

PROSECUTOR: Can you tell this court what happened on April 1st this year?

GRANDMA: I was in my compound that morning, sitting on my swing chair. Then a young man came creeping up and sat beside me.

PROSECUTOR: Did you know him?

GRANDMA: No, but he was friendly.

PROSECUTOR: What happened after he sat beside you?

GRANDMA: He began to rub my thigh.

PROSECUTOR: Did you stop him?

GRANDMA: No, I didn't.

PROSECUTOR: Why not?

GRANDMA: I felt good. Nobody had done that since I lost my husband 30 years ago.

PROSECUTOR: What happened next?

GRANDMA: He started caressing my breasts.

PROSECUTOR: Did you stop him then?

GRANDMA: No, I did not stop him.

PROSECUTOR: Why not?

GRANDMA: Why not?! Well, his touches made me feel alive and horny. I haven't felt that good in years.

PROSECUTOR: What happened next?

GRANDMA: Well, I felt so spicy that I just spread my legs and told him, "take me, youngman, take me!"

PROSECUTOR: Did he take you?

GRANDMA: Hell no! I really wished he did.

PROSECUTOR: So what did he do instead?

GRANDMA: The son-of-a-bitch just got up and yelled, "APRIL FOOL!!!!"......... I didn't know when I shot the bastard.

[Shola Sholaz]

Laughing out loud seriously and emphatically.
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