Funny Joke: The begger

[KingFemzee]

Beggar:Give me food.


Man: I'll give U Vodka.


Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.


Man: I'll give U cigarettes.


Beggar: I don't smoke.


Man: I'll take U to race.


Beggar: I don't gamble.


Man: I'll get U girl friend.


Beggar: I love only my wife.


Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my house.


Begger: why?


Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE...!

[Shola Sholaz]

Which means he doesn't want to ever love the woman he calls his wife. He has been looking for points to use to butress his reason. Silly man!

[Folami David]

The begger should also explain why he ended up being a begger. There must be a reason for that

[Shola Sholaz]

 Abi o...The beggar has some explanations to make also.

[EbukaOkafor14]

Hehehehe This man just ridiculed this beggar. But the beggar hasn't committed any crime by loving his wife

[Nifemi Donald]

Hmmmm ...Never knew it would end this way.
Very funny and fantastic joke.
Will appreciate more.

[EbukaOkafor14]

This is true o but still such things will still not be advisable. LMAO This one is really hillarious.