Funny Joke: Respect Technology

[KingFemzee]

A dissabled guy with crutches came to
deposit money into his account ...and u knw that bank of this days uses security doors. So i paused and stared at the guy to knw how the guy will enter the bank. So the guy went to the door and press the button and the first door opened and he wanted to step in with the walkin crutches wen the security door said to him..

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ATTENTION PLS, U HAVE TO EXIT THE CABIN,
DISPOSE ALL METAL OBJECT BEFORE YOU CAN
ENTER THE BANK..

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The disabled man looked at the door speaker and said..SHOO!! YOUR FATHER, U NO DEY LOOK FACE?

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Immedately the machine said to him Ohhh !!! sorry i can see ur disabled u can now enter...

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I said to myself so machine dey respect disabled..
Meanwhil another lady was in another door
struggling to enter and the machine couldnt allow her because she wore round gold for her body, both necklace, rist watch, all of them are made of gold.

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So wen the disabled man finished transaction and came out, the lady went and ask him: bros dont be angry oo, which password did u use?

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D disabled man replied.. I just told the machine SHOO UR FATHER U NO DEY LOOK FACE.
so the lady went and try it, she pressed the button and the door opened and immediately the machine said to her:

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ATTENTION PLS, YOU HAVE TO EXIT THE
CABIN, DISPOSE ALL METAL OBJECT BEFOR U
ENTER THE BANK..

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The lady looked up to the speaker with her female body language and her tiny voice and said to the machine: SHOO!! YOUR FATHER, U NO DEY LOOOK
FACE?

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Immediately the machine reply her:
YOUR MOTHER!! UNA NO GET RESPECT FOR
TECHNOLOGY?

[Shola Sholaz]

Hahahahahaha very hillarious! The disabled man gave her a very bad advice. See where the advice has landed her

[KingFemzee]

Lol.....im still reeling with laughter