Hilarious: The testimony

[KingFemzee]

Funny testimony....
Praise the lort.Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching
me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop
only small plantain which I've
not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop.


As I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now
say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it.

So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.

Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is
biging, smoke is just biging and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self,
you'll fearing.

So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not
work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true.

So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously,smoke start to be vanishing, to where?

I no know. It's a miracle thing.Smoke start to
disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes.

Hallelujah...Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol plantain and othing does to me.

church praise the lort.
Alleluyah...

[Shola Sholaz]

Testimony to badt!
Things like this just amuse me
Most especially the ones from Akpos

[Shola Sholaz]

This testimony will linger in other church member's memory for a very long time. Akpos has scattered everywhere with his grammar