Funny Joke: Akpors the Church Interpreter

[nReporter]

Akpors was chosen as the church interpreter last Sunday. Read his funny interpretation below:

Pastor: As it was in the bible.

Akpors: As dem yarn am for bible.

Pastor:  Jesus entered the boat with his disciples

Akpors:  Na im Jesus fall in and arrange for canoe with him pally dem

Pastor:  As the boat was sailing there was a great storm

Akpors:  As the canoe dey move na im yawa come gas

Pastor:  the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind

Akpors:  de yawa come de so tay, kasala burst enter

Pastor:  the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master

Akpors: na im pally dem liver drop, dem begin hala, "bros e, bros e

Pastor:  Jesus got up and calm down the wind

Akpors: Na im Jesus tanda, come arrange de yawa

Pastor:  He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith

Akpors: Na so Jesus look im pally dem, shake head, tell dem say "NNA
MEN, UNA FALL MY HAND ON PER SECOND BILLING.

Can you rate Akpors with his hilarious interpretation?

[Shola Sholaz]

akpos should never enter a church again. he is a sinner