Funny Things in Naija

[emezico]

1. Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police?

2. Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers.

3. 60% of Nigerians Prefer Using Water to Wash their Bottom after Shitting , 20%"Yoruba" prefer Using"Leaf". Just 20% use tissue paper.

4. MTN users Die faster than Etisalat users.

5. If you have mouth odour, its illegal for you to yawn loudly.

6. Excess self-service causes Dwarfism.

7. only Yoruba girls uses fire extinguisher to off candles.

8. Its a proven Fact that Swallowing sperm can make you add weight and grow Fatter.

9. Its Only in Yoruba movies, you'd see a ghost committing suicide.

10. mosquitoes are everywhere in Nigeria except Mushin.

11. Most gay men in Nigeria are Igbo.

12. Ghanaians use black polish to brighten their faces.

13. Only igbo Girls knock before entering the elevator.

[Seun Omokunle]

Lolz..... Well U̶̲̥̅̊  try all the way!

[femifemzy3]

Hahahahahaha this is very hillarious.
Men need to learn to respect God o.
That's the truth.

[EbukaOkafor14]

Nigeria is full of hillarious people so there will always be funny things all around the country. Comedians everywhere.