Funny Joke: Marketing

[Emmy Baba]

Lecturer AKpors explains marketing to his students:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!" – That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?" - That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives. – That's Restriction for Entering New Markets

True or false?

[Shola Sholaz]

All this my be a joke but at the end of the day there are still some elements of truth in it....Very funny one.

[femifemzy3]

Akpos and his marketing explanation sef. He is just not serious.
LMAO