Hilarious Joke - Table for two

[joker]

A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice.

He walks into the kitchen to find his wife cooking a slap-up meal. Best of all, she's wearing nothing but an apron.

"This is a surprise," the man gasps.

His wife shrieks, spinning round. "I wasn't expecting you back until tomorrow night."

[harrisonboge]

hahaha..what an irresponsible and unfaithful house wife!!!

[femifemzy3]

He should start working on his divorce papers once and for all and start thinking of marrying a new wife. This one is unfaithful.