Hilarious Joke - Vegetable thief

[joker]

A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack.

FARMER: what the hell are u doing here?

THIEF: A strong wind blew me here.

FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands?

THIEF: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further.

FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back?

THIEF: That was what I was wondering before you came.      

Source: Vegetable thief

[Shola Sholaz]

This jokes just can't stop cracking me up I must confess. These are just too funny...
LMAO

[Folami David]

He's a thief and a liar.
Hahahahah

[Nifemi Donald]

Lmao! This is a thief that has really prepared for any question in case he is caught.
Lol