Hilarious Joke - House of Cards

[joker]

A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.......

GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.

GIRL: Okay

GUY: I love you with my heart and if you come with me I'll buy you diamonds

GIRL: Awww, let me try.

GUY: Okay

GIRL: (Smiling) I'll use a club to bash your head and bury your body with a spade!!!!

Guy runs away

[femifemzy3]

Hehehe. It is very obvious she doesn't want him

[Shola Sholaz]

The girl just said what was on her mind. No harm in that. The boy should shift

[EbukaOkafor14]

Moral Lesson: Don't woo a girl who doesn't like you.

[femifemzy3]

That Moral Lesson is just so on point that i give it a pass mark. very funny joke

[EbukaOkafor14]

Hahahahaha. This Guy can go and commit suicide after this situation because this is very humiliating.