Hilarious Joke - Mad Cow Disease

Started by joker, Nov 20, 2013, 09:31 PM

joker

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause  of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. This was what went down:

LADY REPORTER: I am here to gather as much information I can get on the possible sources of mad cow disease.

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow once in a year?"

REPORTER [embarrassed]: Well sir, that's new information, but what relationship exists between this and the mad cow saga?

FARMER: And do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

REPORTER: This is a valuable information sir, but what about getting to the point?

FARMER: I am getting to the point, just imagine that I was playing with your tits twice a day, and screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

Nifemi Donald

Hahahaha now the whole matter is very clear. Now we understand

EbukaOkafor14

Lol. This is the answer to give to that kind of question. Funny one

Nifemi Donald

The Reporter should better listen to what the Farmer has to say. He is obviously talking from experience. LoL