Hilarious Joke - Strange Cure

[joker]

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

"Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Akpos.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Akpos, how was your day?"

Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."

"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir." says Akpos.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"

"Lord Jesus! Akpos, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye-drops in her eyes."

One word For Akpos