Hilarious Joke - intercourse Tonight

[joker]

Akpos was sitting in a taxi when he receives a text message from his girl friend asking:

"intercourse tonight?"

He quickly typed: "Yes!"

Then a thief sticks his hand into the taxi and snatches the phone from Akpos.

Akpos gets out of the car and runs after the thief shouting: "Press send for me ooo! PLEASE! PRESS SEND!!!