#Joke: School Fees Calculation.

[joker]

TEACHER: If your father is owing N2000 for your school fees and he pays only N1000, how much is he now owing for your school fees?

AKPOS: N2000 ma.

TEACHER: (surprised) N2000? How is it N2000?

AKPOS: It's N2000 because I know my daddy will not pay at all.