Hilarious Joke: I Tire

[yetadem]

-U earn 50k/month, but u wear human hair of 120k & own a BB Q10 + iPhone5, yet u go 2 church crying 4 miracle when you are already performing magic.

-U are in the car with your DAD and Rihanna's song titled "shut up and drive" is playing your dad asked "what is d title of this song"? What would you say?

-A man came in contact with a lion face to face in the jungle, immediately he knelt in prayers for God to save him, when he opened his eyes he found d lion kneeling in front of him in form of prayers, so he asked the lion are you a Christian too? The lion replied angrily" why are you interrupting me, DON'T YOU PRAY BEFORE EATING.