Funniest Joke- Security Guard Application!

[yetadem]

Dear Sir,

I am Name is Tenager, I be correct naija guy. I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO BANK, Delta State, Naija. I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here na Okingo OBE very good.  I am 29 years to be Born of age and no wife and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now , no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me no money and food and tea and drink.

My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but I get passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of dis jealousy of Ofuaku Al