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Bible Funny Jokes 3
« on: Nov 04, 2011, 05:22 AM »
[float=left][/float] Question: The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to
let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
Answer: They used floodlights.
 
Question: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
 
Question: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
Answer: The thought had never entered his head before.
 
Question: If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke
about David and Goliath?
Answer: No, he already fell for it once.
 
Question: What do they call pastors in Germany?
Answer: German Shepherds.

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