Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man

Started by emezico, Nov 22, 2011, 09:16 PM

emezico

A Pastor praying for a dying man and said to him,"denounce the devil" Let him know how little you think of his evil. The dying man kept quiet. The Pastor repeated his instruction, still the dying man kept quiet. The Pastor then asked "Why do you refuse to denounce devil and his evil?". The dying man responded, "Pastor abeg I never know where I dey go yet, if i die, i no wan provoke anybody o" :D

Nifemi donald


Amynwan

hhahahahaahhaha, the poor man is not sure if he will make heaven so he did not want to provoke satan the more, but he did ot know that it dosent make sense because even if he did not provoke the devil and he went to hell, he will still receive the same punishment as others.

Folami David

the pastor want the man to miss opportunity oo.he stopped him quickly

Nifemi Donald


Tina lawrence

This man must really want to make heaven from the way he sounds.Lmao

Nifemi Donald

dying man is already thinking of life after death

Folami David

Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Oct 05, 2012, 11:26 AM
dying man is already thinking of life after death
Every dying person does this.
You will start seeing people praying to God for forgiveness

Tina lawrence


Nifemi Donald

This joke has a lot of funny elements in it.Thanks for this