Funny Joke: Indian Professor's Funny Analysis Of Marketing

[emezico]

A Professor at a lecture in INDIA was explaining marketing concepts to Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her Telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Did he simplify it enough?

[Pricyp]

vry simplified

[Jumoke benson]

Highly funny professor.

[Segun fadare]

Creative & funny professor.

[Tade olaitan]

Lolz o

[Jafar Anka]

good prof

[Chepos]

He is a prof indeed, wat an intrestin lecture? How i wish am in d clas 2 ask him jux 1 question. Lolz.....

[Jossynock]

So the article on sale here is marriage and the strategy in focus is woman's greed! Well illustrated by the smart Prof.

[Samo gideon]

This professor is the best in the world o.these are good analysis he layed down.he should be given promotion quickly.

[Olisa]

Haha,a very nice one