Funny Joke: Man and In-law To Be Discussing

[emezico]

A man went to meet his father in-law to be and was chewing gum, and father inlaw to be now told him in a harsh voice, young man you are coming to seek for my daughter's hand in marriage and you are chewing gum thats a sign of disrespect....

Young Man: sir, I only chew gum when I smoke or drink.
Old man: you mean you smoke and drink and you are here to seek for my daughter's hand in marriage?:
Young man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to club:Old man: you mean you club?
Young man: am sorry sir I started clubbing when I came out from prison.
Old man: you mean you have gone to jail before?
Young man: sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody
Old man: You mean you have killed somebody before?
Young man: sir, it happened out of Anger, it was man I wanted to marry his daughter and he refused.
Old man: You are highly welcome son,you are on the right track, you are best and right man for my daughter......

[Amynwan]

hahahhahahahhahaha, the man did not want do die, so the daughter should go and suffer and marry a drunkard.

[Nifemi Donald]

hahahhahahahhahaha, the man did not want do die, so the daughter should go and suffer and marry a drunkard.

The mind would not mind his daughter marrying a drinkard o,he just want to be safe