Funny Joke: Akpors, an aeroplane cleaner

Started by emezico, Apr 05, 2012, 01:30 AM

emezico

One day, Akpors - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled,

"HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, VOL. 1".

He opened the the first page which said,

"To start the engine, press the red button".

He did so and the airplane engine started.

He was please and opened the next page,

"To set airplane moving press blue button".

He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.

He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said,

"To let airplane fly, please press the green button".

He did so and the plane started to fly.

He was so happy.

After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.

He fainted after reading the instructions.

The 4th page said,

"To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Vol. 2". Lol...

emmy

This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.

emezico

Quote from: emmy on Apr 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.

l am of the same opinion.

raphokeke

Quote from: emmy on Apr 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.

Na so!


Pricyp

emmy said he would have been died............hahahahahahaha ;D

Amynwan

eh sorry o Akpor, as he have learned how  to fly maybe in his next world he would learn how to land. lol

Tade olaitan


pugo

ohhhhhhh! rest in peace Akpor. U should have just mind your job as a cleaner

Seun Omokunle

RIP Akpors! He should have read the whole pages in the book b4 taking any action.