Funny Things Nigerian Mums Say To Their Children (Add yours)

[Emmy Baba]

• Come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.

• U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother.

• Stop eating the meat and eat the food first.

• If u failed in school or carry 10th position... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads? How come u nor carry first or second?

• Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things, oya clean this floor.

• Child: Mum where should I put it?
Mom: On my head.

• It's for your own good.

• Mom: U won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.

• Child: Mom I need 50 Naira.
Mom: Go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u?

• Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys (one slap)... Stop following all those jama boys.

• If a boy should touch u, hehehehehe u will get pregnant.

Keep it rolling...

[emezico]

Hahaha...these statements are true.

[Engr Jidex]

I dn laff tire

[Pricyp]

lolz.....dose r true

[Jumoke benson]

You are very correct.You just made me remember my mum.

[emezico]

You are very correct.You just made me remember my mum.

Probably a good way to remember our mums. Lol...

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

Shoutout to every mum in Nigeria.

[Shola sholaz]

This is really funny.The writer must be creative.

[Nifemi Donald]

I love mothers.especially mine