Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile

Started by Becky02, Jun 22, 2012, 02:41 PM

Becky02

A guy has been admiring his
neighbour's
wife. The neighbour's wife always
give him this seductive smile. The
guy didn't know how to approach
the lady. He's afraid. One day the
lady herself met the guy alone in
his apartment.
GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi.
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need litle help from
u (Smiling seductively.)
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t dont know how
to say dis. I'll be so ashame of
myself if u say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U dont have to. I
am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it's been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled.
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's
around, he has some... (pause for
a while) he has some disabilities...
GUY: Oh poor you... You must have
been
going through hell!
LADY: I know u'll be stronger than
him...
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: oh thanks goodness! that's
why I came to u. Can u help me
carry my deep freezer from the
parlour to my kitchen? L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .

Davzy folamz


Jafar Anka


Amynwan

stupid guy, his dirty did not allow him to know what he is doing, oya now mek him go carry the deep freezer.

Jafar Anka


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